store-bought is fine

posts from @frenemymine tagged #beecock

also:

One of the funnier “unrestricted internet access” things that happened to me growing up was when I was 13 and was in a lot of trouble with my parents, so my dad demanded I give him the password to my school laptop which was on standby. The browser was open to some godforsaken /i/ board (I want to say 420chan). The board was currently beecocked. The only mercy was that he also took the laptop away so I did not have to see him see it. We never spoke of the matter.