Don’t panic but I’ve been talking to some people “in the know” and Drew Barrymore is definitely, 100% trying to kill you
As a show of good faith I’m removing half of the people who unfollowed me from my Revenge List. And before you ask, no, this has nothing to do with the recent economic circumstances which have forced me to reduce the funds allocated to my Vengeance Budget.
The Guy Who Gets Killed is coming to our house for dinner and we’re all scared we’re going to kill him and get in HUGE trouble! I can’t do time, I’m too soft!
Well, it finally happened… he showed up unannounced while the Killing Guy was over using our washing machine and you can probably guess what happened next