Adding “dark patterns” to all of my posts here! You may not realize it, but you will be liking and sharing them much more due to my “hacking” your mind with unethical engagement techniques.

I never want to look at a HOIST machine again! I’m a Life Fitness man now! Hammer, you can stay but you’re on thin ice until you add a little tray for me to put my phone on

My favorite Abe Lincoln fact is he wanted to be in the Donner party but his wife wouldn’t let him and he was so upset he rode his horse around in the hills all day