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gonna need more of these | NSFW | 30
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Skirts, dresses and long shirts exist so a big fat dick can poke out underneath them.
and yet conventional wisdom states that dick-havers are supposed to wear pants.
people are weird!
Not gonna lie, if it was socially acceptable for this dick-haver to wear ankle-length skirts instead of pants, I'd never wear anything else. Way more comfy.
Its the oddest thing, but yes, you've picked up on the faulty detail, for some reason that just happens when I perform the magic trick, but so far all elves seem very satisfied!