I sometimes try to imagine a Pokémon fight that involves lateral held items. Most of the time it's pretty normal since it's just a bit of clothing or some kind of gem/rock that one could perhaps tie to a string and wear like jewelry. But sometimes it gets kinda ridiculous.
I think my favorite one has to be Weakness Policy. Bro gets hit like a freight train and is like "Ayyo, read my contract!"
*gets hit*
"Fuck this shit, I'm out."
*whips out a remote and is launched out of the arena*
The fact that the icon is an apple core means that I can only imagine this as The Trash Man from Always Sunny.
Calling the referee because I got hit by my opponent during a fistfight