When I come to Cohost and get excited about three new notifications, well... yeah. "Oh boy! It almost resembles activity over here!"
I don't even care if this social media site is doomed to fail! I want as many babyfurs in this sinking ship with me as possible before it goes down! I survived the capsizing of babyfur.me and I can do it again if necessary! I've got strong swimming arms!
(Oh lord PLEASE don't make me go back to ElonVille.)