here, for your gratification, are all my posts about Omega Omega Omega, the paranormally ascended mystical frat house
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A: somewhere along the line our desperate longing to experience everything lead us, without our noticing, to lives where we experience nothing || B: i'm becoming an oak tree, bro. it's beautiful and it scares me shitless || A: me too bro
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kegstand at Omega Omega Omega house nearly degenerated into a fistfight over whether existential despair is because we're helpless in the face of a cruel and arbitrary world or because we have limitless potential but limited ability to grapple with the terrors of modern existence
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Third Eye Brian kept trying to get us to smoke indica about it but the blood was up and two champions had to settle it in a holmgang
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one of the boys in Omega Omega Omega encountered a skull on the road. he used his deathgift to console the dead man, only to be laughed at because when you're dead it's always spring break
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the boys at Omega Omega Omega invented a new form of prayer where you sit on your hand until it falls asleep so you can feel the invisible fingers of an unknown & unknowable god entwined with your own. it's called "Numbnuts" and they mostly make the pledges pray for pussy with it
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I don't wanna party with Omega Omega Omega any more dude. Can't deal with their new "Bird Spirit Ritual". I'm not trying to sit on a clutch of eggs the size of human infants, spend all day keeping them warm and safe from rival frats. How am I supposed to get pussy that way
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me and the boys from Omega Omega Omega like to circle around a geiger counter and give our jacked third eyes credit for the slow, irregular tick of stray cosmic rays
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no homo but god has abandoned us and we have to make moral meaning for ourselves bro