it's true. as recently as the 90s it was fashionable to just dump your keys in a bowl and whoever took yours would be free to go back to your home and, well, your wife lives there, and she's in on it, which also seems like a security problem
insistently referring to my wife cheating on me as a "man in the middle attack" until the cybersecurity bluechecks take me out behind the building and beat my ass with shopping bags of bar soap