i'm in the spotlight—i've hit the big time! my show is sold out every night. my routine is flawless. i'm on a unicycle, drenched in vodka as the audience tries to throw an olive into my mouth; they call me The Human Martini

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i'm in the spotlight—i've hit the big time! my show is sold out every night. my routine is flawless. i'm on a unicycle, drenched in vodka as the audience tries to throw an olive into my mouth; they call me The Human Martini