A horse walks into a SUBURBAN HOME .
The bartender asks: why the long STAPLER ?
The horse replies: two (2) .
A horse walks OUT OF a STAPLER .
The bartender asks: why the two (2) HORSE ?
The horse replies: COLONIZATION
A bartender walks into a bar.
The horse asks: why the long face?
The bartender replies: HORSE STAPLER .
(audience applause)