Nothing like having a baby to really hammer in the difference between what gets posted on social media and reality.

What photos I send to relatives (and get posted on social media): smiling baby! Baby in a swing! Baby's first stroll outside! So cute!

Reality: the one photo of smiling baby is literally the only time she's been awake but not screaming today. I think I've slept somewhere between 3 and 6 hours out of the last 24 but can't be sure. The house smells like poop because I haven't had time to clean the downstairs changing table since the poop-twice-while-changing-diaper incident this morning.