• she/her

Principal engineer at Mercury. I've authored the Dhall configuration language, the Haskell for all blog, and countless packages and keynote presentations.

I'm a midwife to the hidden beauty in everything.

💖 @wiredaemon


discord
Gabriella439
discord server
discord.gg/XS5ZDZ8nnp
location
bay area
private page
cohost.org/newmoon

fullmoon
@fullmoon
 lawfulneutralchaotic
goodconcise title, content in body of post, and thoughtful tagsbody-only post with silly tagstitle-only post
neutralcss crimesrechost with new contentrechost
evilyour post takes down cohost.orgdiscoursepost entirely inside <h1> element in body of post

lapisnev
@lapisnev
lawfulneutralchaotic
good
interactive post(even if it's simple!)
images in the post are crushed to small file sizes to save people's bandwidthDancing Engineer from Team Fortress 2
neutrallong researched post with inline images about a niche subjectmarkdown and html tags to enhance the post without getting in the waysomething's fucky
evilextremely tall imagepost is insufferable for people that need a screen readeranimated post with high cpu demand but no cw

(obligatory reminder that you do not need to do anything special to your posts! it's ok to post plain text! this is just satire about the posts that get a lot of attention)


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