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fwankie @fwankie11/25/2023, 3:17 PM

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Registered Morgan Donor @APOAPSIS9/10/2023, 5:53 PM

Classifying people's OCs like container ships (Panamax, Suezmax, etc.) based on the largest form of transportation they can reasonably use

Airline Economax: Like, 6'4" and above. Too little legroom, too broad shoulders. I already struggle and I'm only 5'11"
Carmax: 7ish feet? you're probably reaching the point before it becomes uncomfortable before then, though, given ceiling heights and seats only sliding back so far
Busmax: Most city busses have a maximum floor-to roof height of 8ish (or a little more) feet, if you're lucky. You could probably sit if you were a bit taller up to 10 feet, but taking up multiple seats and squeezing through the door.

and so on and so forth for increasingly ridiculous sizes

#size difference #i feel that works here #or #macro #?#not sure that counts #but whatever #i'm doing a tag shotgun blast #morgan muses #maybe that should be the tag for stuff like this #when i talk about it #bla bla bla #i'm musing about this because i've been doing a lot of design work on rigel recently #is there a term for heights between normal human and #small macro #mini macro #i think i saw that once so ill go with that

Registered Morgan Donor @APOAPSIS9/10/2023, 5:55 PM

This is all fun and games until your OC needs to ride an actual panamax cargo ship like a chaise lounge through the panama canal

Goblin Gal Pal @RaziiBerri9/10/2023, 7:38 PM

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@TrainofCommand9/10/2023, 9:23 PM

macro ain't my kink

but blocking canals is
Suezmax me, baby

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Variscite @Variscite9/10/2023, 8:55 PM

...This leaves me to wonder where a very fat (~240kg), 5'9 snow leopard would fall in the equation. >.>
I mean, she certainly fits the height requirement, but...!

Registered Morgan Donor @APOAPSIS9/10/2023, 9:10 PM

I’m going to guess she’s, uh, broad enough to probably not comfortably fit in a single economy seat, so somewhere above there. Car seats are wider, so probably Carmax.