"My boots have a steel toe, would you like to find out why that is?"

I'm Frankie, I play TTRPGs too much. I will be reblogging and/or posting a lot of furry arte and some of that's going to be kink stuff so heads up
AKA Nerts but that's going back a while
"My boots have a steel toe, would you like to find out why that is?"
I'm just dumb enough to convince myself I'm so smart that this is a trick, shortly before getting ftoomshed.
"It's for workplace safety, obviously! I certainly feel safe!"
Is it because steel toed boots are hot? I think its because they're hot~