picking a new career for myself: Endocrimeologist

I'm Frankie, I play TTRPGs too much. I will be reblogging and/or posting a lot of furry arte and some of that's going to be kink stuff so heads up
AKA Nerts but that's going back a while
picking a new career for myself: Endocrimeologist
is that that trope where the detective is interviewing someone with a massive fuckin squirming stomach bulge who insists they haven't seen the missing person for days
it's where I dive down someone's throat because the cops will never think to look for me there