objectivism is such an annoying ass ideology, "Yeah, I base my belief that the most moral thing I can do is be selfish and hedonistic, I arrived at this conclusion with objective observation and pure rationality. I learned this from reading a fiction novel."
by objective observation and rationality I mean that I will answer all questions with "Well of course it works that way, it's obvious." and all disagreement with implying you know I'm right but are lying because you're a freeloader or fascist. You see if you actually lived in the real world like me and actually had thoughts you'd already agree.
"Nice argument, unfortunately I had already decided you are too dumb to have a point worth listening to and wrote you into my novel as being lazy and incompetent next to my extremely rational and atheistic messiah figure character." - Ayn Rand
