it's official: the internet is obsessed with Starfield's beloved new character Starmo, whose iconic catchphrase ("Feed me ores 'n' gems to upgrade ya weapons, schnuck-nuck-nuck!") has already been adopted as a key "Gamer's Sign" of the new era. to this end we have prepared a list of frequent Starmo questions to aid you in your encounters with this enchanting and colourful beast. remember: feed him ores and gems to upgrade your weapons, schnuck-nuck-nuck!
WHERE TO FIND STARMO:
drive out past I-95 and keep cruising until you feel your controller jolt. pull over to a rest station, get out of your space car and check the front wheel wells. Starmo will be there and can be lured back to base with either charisma, intimidation or speed checks.
WHAT TO FEED STARMO:
while Starmo famously and adorably begs for "ores 'n' gems" in fact he can consume anything in the game's internal object system including vehicles, homes and party members. there's no wrong answers so dont be afraid to try different things and find out!
HOW TO STOP STARMO FROM SUFFOCATING IN A PLASTIC BAG:
once he's added to your base Starmo will stroll around in his daily routine looking for nearby plastic bags with which to suffocate himself. you can prevent this outcome by making regular sweeps of the base to collect any spawned bags in advance or by temporarily distracting Starmo by buying him new videogame consoles. allowing Starmo to die will earn you a reprimand from the Space Queen at the end of the game ("...and even humble Starmo, large in heart and furry of body...") so gamers looking for the Positive End may wish to avoid this outcome.
HOW TO ROMANCE STARMO:
once you upgrade one million guns from Starmo he will have a new unique dialogue line reading "you're my faaaaavourite customer, schnuck-nuck-nuck!" and you will be eligible for -10% off all listed gun prices. perhaps this too is romance, in a way.
