BARK BARK BARK!!! am dog!
- he/him
- gabu.dog/
samoyed taur / 32 / ΘΔ
i stream on twitch!! (sometimes???)
fursuit head by AlphaDogs
pfp by BeetleYeen
🐕 mastodon
chitter.xyz/@gabu📺 twitch
twitch.tv/gabubarks🎨 furaffinity
furaffinity.net/user/wildgabu💾 github
github.com/gabubarks
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in reply to @psilocervine's post:
I think it'd be a lot cheaper for them to just turn the website off now. 💸
ok, they've been running on fumes for a while since I started making comments about "maximum joeverness", but this truly is the end of the line; at least lowtax actually held the boxing match
eventually they're gonna catch xitter employees stealing copper wire from construction yards
in reply to @margot's post:
thank you twitter
this isn't gonna work btw. bots absolutely make more than just 1 dollar a year, if not more than 600 dollars a year, so all this does is alienate audiences who don't want to pay for social media
bots are already paying for twitter blue (or whatever it's called now) so they get pushed up in algo results, etc. so either 1) Musk is too stupid to realize this and nobody is willing to point it out for fear of getting fired, or 2) he's just outright lying about the motivation for this new income stream. either would be entirely in character
musk wished to see himself as the one with all the money and to own everything he sees. several days later, he finds a box containing a monkey's paw, with all fingers cut off, in his luxury cabinet. musk's fate has been perpetually sealed, and he cannot escape it this time.