okay turns out you can only pay for a clip studio plan with a credit card
Why The Fuck Do People Want Credit Cards
why would i want a number that can let people instantly subtract money from my account and put me in trouble if they figure out the number?????
excuse me, hello? europe exists! theres countries where people don't have these damn things!!!
trying to find solutions to this which aren't "get a credit card"
so you CAN also subscribe to a monthly/annual plan directly in the app, and this DOES open up a Google Play Store payment thingy where you can just pay through google (which sucks and probably adds the 30% google tax, but at least then i could pay!)
BUT!
you cant get a mobile-only subscription through the app. only a device windows/osx/mobile subscription which costs more (mobile only is like 6 euros yearly. 1-device = 26 euros yearly!!!!)
this is the only subscription type which just says "check our website for this option! :)"
hell
clicked through the payment button just to check and you know whats even more fun?
so like, i guess they didn't want to support paypal anymore becaue they switched to stripe. but now if i subscribe as an in app purchase through google play, it then charge the amount from... my paypal connected to my google account
they successfully cut paypal out, leaving my only option to be replacing it with... google AND paypal! yay! :) they really made it easier for themselves :)

