The fact we're now getting "highly authentic" collections of Bubsy and Gex just shows cashing in on ironic fandom has gone way too far. We have to make sure no one buys these so we can nip the whole thing in the bud
if you want to release new bubsy/gex you have to transcend their original releases
you've gotta let them grow from their regrettable 1990s origins
you've gotta let them make out with each other sloppy style in a mainstream video game release and don't pull your punches

