I’ve been informed that I’m a kangy now. No yeah it’s fine. I can handle this.
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BARK BARK BARK!!! am dog!
- he/him
- gabu.dog/
samoyed taur / 32 / ΘΔ
i stream on twitch!! (sometimes???)
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Someone I knew from college (who was once an artist but now works in sales) is posting about taking hypnosis sessions to "brainwash" themselves into achieving "wealth mindset."
I WEEP.
YOU ARE A ROTTEN HUSK.
YOU OVERFLOW WITH BOUNDLESS POWER.
YOU HAVE THE SOUL OF AN EMPEROR.
SACRIFICIAL HERO. BLESSED BY PRIMORDIAL LUCK.
YOUR FRIENDS ARE IN HELL YET YOU SMILE.
ONLY GOOD THINGS WILL COME TO SOMEONE LIKE YOU.
SET GOALS. HAVE A TEN YEAR PLAN. INVEST. WAKE UP EARLY. CEO MINDSET.
GOOD LUCK.
Keith Gill (Roaring Kitty, /u/DeepFuckingValue) vanishes for three years, then shows up with call options on GameStop that make him significant money if the stock is worth more than 20 dollars ten days from now. He does a livestream on YouTube to talk about how he still believes in the stock, knowing the last time he did this, an army of retail traders, on his advice, drove the stock to hundreds of dollars per share. Just him posting on Twitter at all made the stock almost quadruple.
How is this not market manipulation?
