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gaelicgalpal
@gaelicgalpal

so the characters in minecraft the movie are obviously gonna be like. a dysfunctional family or whatever right
they're gonna learn to give a shit about one another through the power of minecraft


gaelicgalpal
@gaelicgalpal

the girl is gonna be like, rolling her eyes and scoffing and going "uhg whatever" for like 99% of her dialogue because she's Edgy and doesn't Care about things and then she's gonna do something towards the end and the other kid (her brother presumably) is gonna be like "woah that was so cool howd you know how to do that???" and shes gonna either reveal she plays minecraft in secret or she won't know but by doing this one thing she'll be like. intrigued at what minecraft has to offer. and then they'll play minecraft together when they get back to the real world


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the parents are gonna be like "oh my god i dont know any of this newfangled video game stuff!! you kids are so smart!!!" when the young kid starts explaining how to make a pickaxe or something

exactly. there's that bit in the trailer where jason momoa makes like, a bucket connected by two chains? and you just know he's gonna look at it all proud and confident and then its gonna cut to the kids looking at him like "uhhh... that's not right dad". it feels so predictable it's not even funny