kaiba wins a duel against the pharaoh, but it's revealed to have been a simulation

Quiet you sniveling sycophants! It's true, I went to a great deal of trouble recreating the pharaoh's deck, strategies, even his perfectly quaffed hair -- in fact that part is what took the longest... BUT STILL!

crushes metal juicebox in bare hands

It wasn't the real pharaoh, so I didn't really beat him, and until I do my scars of defeat will continue to burn!

throws box

Fire whoever designed that bottle. Kaiba Corp's products shouldn't bend that easily.

You ever seen a man need his ghost boyfriend's dick that bad. God he needs that ghost dick.