it's misinformation monday

it's misinformation monday
me: simmer it slow, not in a
The Beastie Boys, standing behind me in my kitchen: HURRY!
me: make the whole neigborhood smell like
The Beastie Boys, standing behind me in my kitchen: CURRY!
accidentally wandered into a tasting for the rock’s tequila brand which is distributed by the jagermeister company so we got a lesson about jager from the rep and he kept saying “bitter is huge now. bitter is on the come up. bitter is making moves lately” which i’m going to probably just be rotating in my head until i can’t think anymore
bitter is huge now
bitter
is making moves lately
