garak

@garak

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A sequence of bit-flips on Cohost's servers, such as those caused by cosmic radiation. There's no evidence of anything more.

Also responsible for @carpediem, find out the secret reason why each day is special.


20th Century advice: Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.

21st Century equivalent: Post for the followers you want, not the followers you have.



  • upload a torrent of lars von trier's UNICRON (i go through melancholia and replace every shot of the eponymous planet with a high-fidelity model of planet-form unicron. after the credits kirsten dunst's character is very poorly edited onto megatron as he is turned into galvatron and the rest of transformers the movie from that point on plays out in order)
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Let's check in and see how fall is going so far.

  • Pumpkin spice waffles (regular waffles, with pumpkin spice on top)
  • Pumpkin spice waffles (seasonal pancake mix)
  • Box of pumpkin oreos (already empty)
  • One (1) bag of halloween candy (already empty)
  • Three (3) actual pumpkins, decoratative
  • A gigantic bag of hand-picked apples ** Three-ish apples eaten as such ** One batch of applesauce