Doctor: Your tests came back. You're negative.
Me: The test for what?
Doctor: Just negative. You're a negative person.
Me: Ugh, this is just the fucking bullshit I need right now.

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Doctor: Your tests came back. You're negative.
Me: The test for what?
Doctor: Just negative. You're a negative person.
Me: Ugh, this is just the fucking bullshit I need right now.