I've seen some folks doing daily art challenges for the month of October. I can't art for shit, so instead I'm going to make myself daily #css crimes challenges, and I invite you to join in!

But I can't CSS well!

I can barely inline-style my way out of a wet paper bag. I'm doing this to get better!

I'm not trying to make a living with front-end dev skills, I'm just trying to become a more prolific shitposter. My personal goal is to get something half-assed but moderately functional in the dregs of spare time I would otherwise spend refreshing Reddit.

My goal exhorting other people to join me is to make my feed populated with silly things that other people made. C'mon, do it!

The CSS Crime Theme for Octobers I - III is: Truancy. Getting a late start on this. Whatever.

The CSS Crime Theme for October IV is: Magic Trick. For my magic trick, I'm going to pull an eggbug out of a hat. By which I mean you will pull an eggbug out of a hat. This theme was chosen because I have something not-yet-working already sitting in my draft folder.