This week, we re-balanced... *deep sigh*

We had to nerf getting crushed to death by a giant rock.

Because some players found out the in-game event where a three-ton boulder falls out of the sky falls and kills you can be abused to make more money than the developers intended. So now we had to nerf it for everyone.

We've added a new in-game event, so that if the previous in-game event triggers too often, the player's character will be escorted off of their ship and committed to a sanitarium. I hope you're all very proud of yourselves.

_{They were, in fact, very proud of themselves.}