Eggbug, the semi-official mascot of social media site cohost, is a character beloved by users of the website. Many users of the site, however, are unclear on how many legs Eggbug has.

While the creators of Eggbug have yet to confirm how many legs it has, leading experts in the field of Eggbug studies believe that Eggbug has zero legs. What appear to be Eggbug's legs are, in fact, its arms.

Eggnog quality is rated on a scale of one to five legs, depending on how much ass it kicks. "Five-leg eggnog" is illegal in most Southern states.

Store-bought eggnog, by definition, has zero legs.