Instead of negative reviews of works of art that people worked hard to create, I will be posting negative reviews of things which no one was responsible for and suck for reasons unrelated to anyone's effort or vision.

The part of the human endocrine system responsible for regulating sleep cycles is a total tire fire, and if anyone had actually been responsible for it they would deserve to be taken out behind the shed and shot. Fortunately that's a victimless event. Unlike being human, where everyone is the victim of this stupid mix of chemicals that can't keep its shit together.

More details as soon as I figure out how to use CSS to approximate sine waves.