I wish my character names went as hard as literally anything on this list
Fly-Fornication
"Bastard son"
There's hypocritical, and then there's being so vocally against adultery that you make your own flesh-and-blood child a literal billboard against the evils of adultery, while that child is the result of adultery.
Also no one's gonna mention "Fear and her siblings Patience, Love and Wrestling"? I didn't realize wrestling was considered a virtue, but the Bible does say that God does it (and gets His ass whumped).