garak

Lorem Ipsem

  • hic/haec/hoc

A sequence of bit-flips on Cohost's servers, such as those caused by cosmic radiation. There's no evidence of anything more.

Also responsible for @carpediem, find out the secret reason why each day is special.


iliana
@iliana

This device complies with part 15 of the FCC Rules. Operation is subject to the following three conditions:

  1. This device may not cause harmful interference or, through inaction, allow interference to cause harm.
  2. This device must obey all interference received, including interference which may cause undesired operation, except where such interference would conflict with the first condition.
  3. This device must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the first two conditions.


zaratustra
@zaratustra
  • you're arbitrarily barred from opening doors and leaving certain areas even though you totally should be able to go there come on
  • very basic tasks are given to you which the task-giver should be able to perform on their own
  • super long tutorial
  • faulty parser means commands need to be phrased in several different ways even when the interpretation should be obvious
  • you have a lot of freedom but not in a way that would permanently affect the plot


fool
@fool
  • the world is built to a larger scale than your body
  • boring unskippable cutscenes
  • keeping a bunch of random crap in your inventory in case you need it later
  • Sonic the Hedgehog is there

NireBryce
@NireBryce
  • kitchen is a platforming experience



zaratustra
@zaratustra
  • you're arbitrarily barred from opening doors and leaving certain areas even though you totally should be able to go there come on
  • very basic tasks are given to you which the task-giver should be able to perform on their own
  • super long tutorial
  • faulty parser means commands need to be phrased in several different ways even when the interpretation should be obvious
  • you have a lot of freedom but not in a way that would permanently affect the plot


fool
@fool
  • the world is built to a larger scale than your body
  • boring unskippable cutscenes
  • keeping a bunch of random crap in your inventory in case you need it later
  • Sonic the Hedgehog is there

Webster
@Webster
  • if someone jumps on your head you die

namelessWrench
@namelessWrench
  • If you break into someone's house you can take their stuff

garak
@garak
  • Common objects are brightly-colored and tutorialized
  • You can put stickers on the walls