Jokes aside, I actually do write in prose for rps. I find it natural to me.

look man, if you can't at least paint a vivid enough picture in words to let me imagine the action like I'm right there, it's probably not gonna work out

I'm writing my autobiographical novel, and this is the part where you and my sperm meet for the first time

you can't even fit one of my balls in a single sentence, nevermind my whole dick