It turns out that spatchcocking and dry-brining a twenty-pound turkey that's only mostly thawed is exhausting. This fucking dinosaur doesn't really fit on a half-sheet pan and my back hurts.
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It turns out that spatchcocking and dry-brining a twenty-pound turkey that's only mostly thawed is exhausting. This fucking dinosaur doesn't really fit on a half-sheet pan and my back hurts.