tsiro
@tsiro
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boodoo
@boodoo

thinking about getting into robbing richard in a dark alley


lentilstew
@lentilstew

thinking about protecting richard from joel in a dark alley


whit
@whit

thinking about robbing nate while he's distracted by protecting richard from joel in a dark alley


Willow
@Willow

thinking about offering general support and thumbs ups etc to whit as they rob nate while he’s distracted by protecting richard from joel in a dark alley. coincidentally i am carrying three hundred dollars but i’m sure it’ll be fine


Bigg
@Bigg

thinking about hurling myself into traffic to protect willow as they stroll blissfully across the road on their way to offer general support and thumbs up etc to whit as they rob nate while he's distracted by protecting richard from joel in a dark alley and being struck by a speeding truck and blacking out and when I come to a buxom elfwench is mopping my brow with a cool damp cloth and remarking upon the striking resemblance I bear to the fabled hero of prophecy


gull
@gull

thinking about my trucking job and what's waiting for me once my shift is through as i speed down this hill carrying the thirty thousand pounds of bananas that Scranton, PA needs. it's nice to be relied on for such an important j- oh. oh no. oh fuck i don't think the brakes are working holy fuck HONK HONK GET OUT OF THE WAY WILLOW AND BIGG HELP HELP FUCK FU


eden
@eden

thinking about being all thirty thousand pounds of bananas that gull is hauling as a single consciousness and bringing my mighty force to bear against the Dole corporation that exploits me (as the truck crashes the bananaparticles of my flesh are tossed through the air in beautiful meteoric arcs and i die nearly a million deaths as every single one hits the ground with a cartoon splat sound effect)


ellivanelli
@ellivanelli

thinking about rifling through the pockets of bigg and willow but as I go to cross the street I comically slip on eden and crack my head open on the asphalt and then when i come to a buxom dark elf wench is mopping my brow with a warm wet cloth and remarking upon the striking resemblance I bear to the great demon lord of myth


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