had a dream i was in an airport, and i wandered into a back hallway where i found 2 security guards tied up and struggling, and looking at me like i was supposed to help them and they were "mmph! mmph!" and i was like "huh, thats weird, i wonder what thats all about." and then i walked past back where i had come but i bumped into a lady dressed as a janitor, and she pulled a gun on me, while some guy behind her was fiddling with a bomb.
and i woke up, like, "wow, ouch, yeah, thats so me. i would get tied up and exploded while waiting to learn who was in the right."
me, in a domestic terror situation: "hi! yeah, hi, sorry! I just want to know if you guys are for or against western hegemony and capital? is this like a death to america thing - cuz if it is, that's awesome, im all for it, but if it's like a - ahhh, hmm, judging by the fact that you guys are tying me up, right now... well that's a shame. i just want to say-mmnfnfhfgh."
anyway, i did get to have a cool action movie chase seuqence right before i woke up, that started with me falling through a skylight, so that was worthwhile.