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i met a witch named Gail, and I want her fingernails soooo bad you dont even know. somebody replace my hands with Gail's hands
also i was taking nudes in the mirror earlier, and my body is so good today. im having such a nice body day.
my feet hurt.
moving week turned into anniversary weekened turned into crazy work week, and now i have been turned into the tray full of crumbs at the bottom of the toaster.
if i could go back in time and make my younger sepf be less cool, i would have told her: "dont jump off that roof. dont even imagine doing a sickass spin trick"
on the plus side, i got a haircut and now i look like this.
trying to look like a top from a hamlet machine comic.
she is taking a selfie break. she is living under a charmed set of circumstances. she is under siege from a deluge of paychic javelins launched through her temple by the forces of Happerigee the Lizard God