in an effort to get more people to listen to my favorite band, Gloryhammer, here's a compilation of some of my favorite lines out of context from the latest album:
"The dying screams of a malevolent sorcerer materialized"
"Unto the wizard of ire"
"Masters of evil that come from the moon"
"It's the invocation of the thaumaturge"
"good for nothing goblonic asses"
"Sword Lord of the Goblin Horde"
"The cavern shakes with ancient crystal fire, so dire"
"I've seen it inside of my dreams, the Vorpal Laserblaster of Pittenweem!"
"Pathetic mortal scum"
"He's a sorcerer, nefarious"
"Mighty double wizard"
"Over thy robot kingdom rule"
"We'll conjoin ourselves at the brain"