The kingdom lies in ruins
Auchtermuchty is no more
Toxic dragons fly across
A wasteland made from nuclear war
But there's a lone survivor
Questing far across the land
He is the mighty Hootsman
Battleaxe is in his hand
Artemis, a gender, token human, definitely not a fae, you can trust me with your pronouns
The kingdom lies in ruins
Auchtermuchty is no more
Toxic dragons fly across
A wasteland made from nuclear war
But there's a lone survivor
Questing far across the land
He is the mighty Hootsman
Battleaxe is in his hand