im not SLANDERING the semicolon. im just saying we dont use them often enough to need them. we have a perfectly good comma right there

im not SLANDERING the semicolon. im just saying we dont use them often enough to need them. we have a perfectly good comma right there
fuck semicolon, marry commas, kill emdash
semicolon is so fuckable <3
Comma and I formed a polycule with Semicolon and Em Dash. Comma and I have been together for a long time, and don't get me wrong, things are great but have gotten a little routine. We've both always been attracted to Em Dash—I mean who wouldn't be—so that was a no brainer. We brought Semicolon in because you can tell just by looking at them they're into some crazy shit; crazy in a good way.
I'd fuck semicolons; semicolons are one of those things I can never commit to using. I would marry em dashes — I memorized their alt code and can't use a keyboard without a NumPad now. Oh, and I'll kill commas.