- they/them, but watch out
- twitter.com/geostatonary
professional crafter of artisanal queer tatterpigs | I'm the monster wreathed in smoke and orange blossoms
sometimes when the sages are like "this verse about leprosy proves that the sun is red despite appearing white because of a strained pun involving a ruling about buying wheat", i'm like "sure besties, whatever you say", but then sometimes they go on to explain that the sun is red in the morning because it is rising over all the roses in the Garden of Eden and taking on their reflected hue and i need to go lie down on the floor until i recover
It also had a new FIFA game which was simultaneously launching on Nintendo DS, PS2, flip phones, and every console the developers still had a devkit for.
It only supported composite video and the entire console bit was in the base of the pitcher. You were expected to pick the whole console up and drink out of it while gaming. People were very upset when the water inevitably leaked into the electronics but LG never acknowledged this flaw. I have no idea what cartridges/disks looked like since it had no slot for them, but my first guess is that the water filtration cartridges themselves had game data. This is what innovation looks like