grackles... the darling rusty hinge bird that looks like an oil slick and has ever so many friends...
- they/them, but watch out
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Guess who's gainfully employed again! I start soon but I have no idea when my first paycheck will come in, so here's another Tsuchinoko sale to hopefully cover some bills going into the next month.
This time I have some special new boys for you, I have some new Tsuchinokos designs, some returning colors/patterns from the previous shop drop, but more importantly, LARGE TSUCHINOKOS! They are literally double the size and double the guy.
The smaller Tsuchionokos will still have a "random" option on sale to roll the dice on the design you get. I didn't repeat a lot of the patterns this time, but if you're a repeat customer and want to make sure you don't get a duplicate of the design you've gotten before, feel free to message me what color you got and I'll make sure you don't get the same one twice! The big Tsuchinokos don't have a random option because well... they're huge. they're almost 16 inches long. I want you to have an informed decision on the guy you're getting.
if you want a custom little or big tsuchinoko, i still have commission slots open for that in my commissions too if that interests you! thanks for checking things out as always!!
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