helscome my cohost. its not done. but its finished.
just a strange little creacher who appeared on the internet in 2010 and never left.
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it was cool when HL2 deathmatch let you throw toilets at people in combat and i think we should get back to that, as a society
every game that features cats, dogs and/or other similar fuzzy cute little creatures really oughta let you pet them. even better if you can give them treats. they're good little friends and they deserve to be shown love and affection.
It is good when a boss from early in the game shows up late in the game as a regular enemy
Not even "late", start using him as a regular grunt straight away in the next level.
It's good when the animation gets slightly sped up or slowed down so that hits land on beat with the background music.
this looks like some kind of banger cross between hotline miami and diaries of a spaceport janitor
cruelty squad is very good i absolutely recommend playing it or if you prefer it watching the ~5 hour more or less video essay by pyrocynical about it :3
