"No Julian, I'm telling you ... something is not right with these 21st century win statistics!"
"Alright Miles, I hear you! I didn't realize baseball was becoming such a passion of yours,"
"Listen, I don't know if I can live up to the Captain's expectations as a player, but I do know I can understand numbers. I'm researching."
"And what has this self-assigned project revealed thus far?"
"Well. Just speaking personally; I have to say I really doubt the legitimacy of these so-called 'Houston Astros'. They had a cheating scandal before a string of winning the important game ... series ... whatever."
"Hm, well, not much we can do about it now I suppose. [small grin] Perhaps they were all genetically modified..."
"Oh! Now that's a thought. I hadn't even gotten to baseball during the Eugenics Wars. See, now I'm itching to skip ahead..."
[sighs] "You know, I really need to remember how easily you sucker me into these things. Hand me a padd,"