what would you have on your torture patio? sound off in the comments!
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An iron maiden!
It's not a real torture device, but a torture patio is more about setting a mood, really.
putting it on the patio! this is also just the 1st story torture patio which I'm thinking should be more laid back
I'm going for an "evil spa patio" design!
a hot tub where the water is spiked with essence of poison ivy
a massage table staffed by a golem or magen that gives "massages" that cause horrible back pain
a sun bed set to way too high a setting that causes severe sunburns
a personal trainer vampire who uses mesmerism to force victims to do so many exercises they hurt themselves
tropical drinks full of laxatives
lots of bizarre treatments endorsed by unqualified celebrities that don't need any changes to be torture devices