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drink the madness, smoke so coy

smile injection, serum of a will destroyed

the seasons change without me

i remain in shadows growing wings

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YOU GUYS! We gotta hurry. I just got back from Walmart, they're selling Nintendo 3DS systems for $149.99 on sale PLUS every time you buy one you get a 50 dollar gift card, which brings the total price down to $110.00 after tax. Now listen! We can flip those sons of bitches for 230 bucks apiece EASY! They're all Limited Edition Zelda ones! Hurry! Hurry, come with me! We can be rich and we also all get to keep one and we can play Nintendo Games!

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Rick And Morty give me free stuff


the hospital from House is actually the worst hospital in the world because imagine you go to the doctors with a sore throat and a runny nose, and when you get there an australian man and two other unrelated doctors tell you that you have Himalayan Super Ebola and you have 24 hours to live unless they operate immediately, so one of the doctors performs emergency brain surgery on you while the other two doctors break into your apartment to read your diary and steal your dirty laundry, but then after the brain surgery your congestion is worse and youre also blind and vomiting blood, so all three doctors run an expensive and time consuming biopsy on every single organ in your body but still cant figure out why youre sick, and after a several hours of sexual tension and poignant conversations about the human condition while youre writhing in pain in your hospital bed, the doctors are seconds away from removing your kidneys when a charmingly off-putting middle aged man hobbles into the operating room while hes high on enough prescription pain medicine to kill a professional hockey team, and he tells everyone that all of your symptoms can be explained by an allergic reaction you had to a latex condom that you wore while cheating on your wife nine months ago and there was a delayed reaction due to a rare genetic disorder that you inherited from your secret incest parents, and youll feel better after you take some Benadryl