me: so Doctor Princess isn't actually a doctor OR a princess, its literally just her first and last name! and Lumpy Space Princess isn't a real princess either because her gem wasn't needed for The Lich to activate The Enchiridion and travel to Prismo's room, though to be fair she's from the Lumpy Space Dimension, not Ooo.
my tinder date who wants me really really bad: wow thats soooo cool. which one is Jake The Dog again?
me: the dog :)
