i watched a lot of fucking movies last year and i didnt write anything down so i cant possibly remember every single new movie i watched but i went back and figured out every single 2022 release that i watched in 2022 so here are my brief thoughts on all of them
Crimes Of The Future was my absolute favorite and i havent stopped thinking about it since. its too late to put on the glasses! now we have to start eating the trash can!!!! it also made me really really horny. loved bella swan and death stranding lady
Turning Red was my favorite disney movie since Cars 3 (best pixar movie) and it really resonated with my memories of growling at normies in middle school. ive never seen another mother daughter movie that really felt like it was about me and my mom. i cant watch it without crying.
Prey was one of the best action movies ive seen in years. please watch it if you havent yet, even if you havent seen a Predator movie before.
Bullet Train was like if the neon sign at a liquor store threw up on all the train parts from Baccano, 3000 Years Of Longing was like a charming little bedtime story starring Tilda Swinton and Idris Elba.
Glass Onion, Nope, Top Gun 2, RRR and The Batman are all as good as people say.
Multiverse Of Madness was alright, Black Adam was a dud, Love And Thunder was disappointing.
Troll and The Northman were pretty good, cool to have blockbusters about norse stuff
Elvis was nuts.
The Bobs Burger Movie was pretty good but its no The Simpsons Movie.
and finally The Bad Guys was cute, but its no Zootopia.