numbers are fake and a distraction and as a "small-time artist who occasionally sells things and promos online" I don't give a shit if my post gets 69420 shares, I care how many people came to my site and bought a damn sticker or something.
The only number I care about is my bank account _{(and your street address, thank you for your business)}

Me, recognizing patterns: OMG same!

Damn, heard there were a lot of people looking for this. Hope they weren't looking in all the wrong places!