me: i should go out and join some meetups to find new hobbies and make some friends maybe
meetups near me: stock trading, productivity, how to use AI, how to work from home with a pyramid scheme, run 10 miles every day, how to be a psychic, men's rights groups, play video games at a brewery (i.e. buy our beer and deal with loud bros playing smash on sticky controllers), and the occasional not capitalist-icky thing that just isn't something i'm into (sorry Todd, but I'm not into home gardening).